The Bits and Pieces of A 'Perfect' Weekend

On a Saturday morning at the office
S: What's that? Is that jeans?
Me (said) : ...
Me (thought) : @#$%^&*&^!!!!!!

A little bit later that day
S: What do we have to do with the children reports?
Me (said) : Well, you have to cross check the payment, midtest and the progress test.
Me (thought) : What is this? Haven't you done it EVERY semester???!!!!!! You're asking like a first-timer....

Around noon
Me (said) : Will anybody show up soon? We need to make a draft plan asap.
Me (thought) :God #$% it!!! Where is everybody!!!???

At one
S: Oooohhhh... I'm soooo tired. Those numbers. They can make people crazy.
Me (said) : ....
Me (thought) : Haaaa... now you tell me. Once I've finished a whole day slots. And that equalled to around almost 25 classes. Where were you then?

At around two (an hour before the test), I called
Me (said) : Is everybody there?
Me (thought) They'd better be there NOW!
Reply: Not yet, mbak. So we've decided to use your contingency plan!
Me (said) : Oh, OK then.
Me (thought) : Say WHAT??? @#$&%$#!!!!!!!!!